We have all had a case, or 100- of the drunk dials. But face it you lush! No one that you are calling at 3:30am wants to hear you mumble on about your latest sob story. And if by chance they do, I can guarantee you they play that message on speaker for all of their co-workers and friends to hear… and they’re all going to laugh at you!!! Dallas Dive Bars is hoping to provide you with a solution, or at least help you increase your audience… with Drunk Mumble!
So here’s what you need to do…
- SAVE - Toll Free 877-993-9448 Now save this number in your cell… right now! Don’t procrastinate, that’s how you lost your job and your girlfriend in the 1st place!
- DRINK - A LOT (but be careful!)
- DIAL - (the number you saved in your phone, dummy) then, after the beep…..say/sing/slur whatever the hell you feel like!
- VISIT - Dallasdivebars.com, cry in your self shame and pity (or if your man enough, laugh!)... Then once you’re drunk again, share with all of your friends!
Feel free to comment and rate your fellow drunk mumblers! But be nice, we’ve all been there!
